Tag Archives: Queen Victoria

Walking through the rooms in my head I came across your image, You looked at me with that sweet smile and said Something they won’t let me repeat We hurt the ones we love the most Its a subtle form of compilment I don’t care if you talk about me I don’t care if you write it out in stone Whenever I fall I land on my feet I don’t care, I just don’t care now Mark the spot you hate with an X Then shoot your bow and arrow […]

In good old Queen Victoria’s day Industrial revolution Bosses said ‘Please, we need more employees’ We needed a solution Who will climb our chimneys? Who will power our grids? Victorian families to desperately poor They’ll let us employ their kids for Work, terible work From very young ages Up chimneys to clean Paid pitiful wages Work, terrible work Pins make you work faster If we grow too big Get sacked by the master! Now you’re all in my employ Cleaning in the factory We’re not very strong And the hours […]

[Verse 1] I’m William the Conqueror My enemies stood no chance They call me the first English king Although I come from France [Verse 2] 1066, the Doomsday book I gave to history So fat on death my body burst But enough about me [Verse 3] To help remember all your kings I’ve come up with this song A simple rhyming ditty For you all to sing along [Chorus] Oh, William (Bit short init? We need more kings. Who came next?) [Verse 4] William second, cheeks were red Killed out […]

[Chorus] CAST: Well of all things can it be really Yes, no, ho, hi, oh my eye! My mind may be wondering but I confess I believe it is Old Deuteronomy [Verse 1] MUNKUSTRAP: Old Deuteronomy’s lived a long time He’s a cat who has lived many lives in succession He was famous in Proverb and famous in rhyme A long while before Queen Victoria’s accession [Verse 2] THE RUM TUM TUGGER: Old Deuteronomy’s buried nine wives And more I am tempted to say-ninety nine And his numerous progeny prospers […]